Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Call

"Hello."
"Hi my name is Amaka."
"Amaka?"
" We met at your place of work."
"Hey!!!!!!! Amaka. How now?"
"Fine oooooooo. I'm somewhere in your area. Are you at home?"

At this point, I become very confused. Do I say yes or no or make-up an excuse why we shouldn't be seen together during the day. Much more people see her coming out of my house. My neighbours already know I'm irresponsible. She's got a great body. No doubt. But the face....... Whoopie Goldberg finne pass am by far. This kind of runs na strictly night runs.

What should I do?

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Prospecting







Today I woke-up feeling like a rockstar. In all truthfulness, I was merely feeling lazy. Why do I always feel like this when it's time to go to work?

Eventually, I got to work sometime past noon. Had some chitchat with my boss, then....... SHAZAM....... she walks in. This girls got the sexiest legs and hips and the chest is plenty to write home about.

Anyways, I'm sure I must have undressed her with my eyes a zillion times from the feet upwards before finally getting to the face.
All in all....... let's just say she's got the body of a goddess. The face........ well somewhere far from heaven..

She must have noticed, for she smiled....... ooo that smile.... how could I ever forget. My life would make more meaning if Whoopie Goldberg had smiled at me.

Out of courtesy, I decided to introduce myself. "Hi my name is Tony." Then, she replied, "Amaka". I told her how wonderful she looked. We exchanged digits and that was it.

Two days later, I got a call ...........

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