Monday, February 22, 2016

Sponsored Post: Common Sense of Lies

Who is Genuine in Nigeria?
Senator Ben Murray Bruce turned 60 yesterday, he took the opportunity to launch his book "The Common Sense Revolution" but it's sad to see that the event in its totality portrays the average Nigerian Politician.
Usually, I hate to attend these so called "Big" events but it was Ben Bruce, the common sense guy, I jumped at the

Sunday Oliseh is a pathological liar - SWAN

The Sports Writers Association of Nigeria (SWAN) has described Super Eagles coach Sunday Oliseh as a pathological liar who doesn’t have the integrity to lead the National team and who always looks for excuses to justify his incompetence as the Super Eagles coach. This comes on the back of a 7-day ultimatum given by the body to the Super Eagles coach after he alleged that some journalists approached him to ask for monetary favour in exchange for

My 10 Year Old Daughter is No Longer A Virgin

I got the shock of my life 4 days ago. Last Saturday, I met a childhood friend Shola, who also doubles as my family doctor. We had an extensive discussion, reminiscing over our childhood days. We talked about many things, our secondary school adventures, old class mates, and so on. Our discussion turned sour when he told me about his secondary school crush, Bimpe, who recently died of cervical cancer. May her gentle soul rest in peace I muttered. He further went on to tell me about cervical cancer, a cancer peculiar to females. The cause of cervical cancer is Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) and how it is transmitted via sex. I had thought condom

Aregbesola Plans To Sack Striking Medical Doctors and Replace Them With Witch Doctors

The People Democratic Party, PDP, Osun State chapter has alleged that the state Governor, Rauf Aregbesola intends to sack striking doctors and replace them with traditional healers and witch doctors. A statement by the spokesman of the state chapter of

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

First Date Spendings

Dear guys,

If you earn a salary of N100k per month, how much are you willing to spend on a first date with a woman you love?
A) 10k
B) 20k
C) 30k
D) 50k
E) 80k

Women, how much would you let him spend?

Should I Have a Threesome With My Boyfriend and His Friend?

Got this puzzle thrown at me while chit-chatting with some chics (chics say the darnest things) and thought to share....
Scam-dalous followers please feel free to bare your minds on this topic.

Ochuko (not real name) is a 28 yr old working class lady, she met this guy on a social network site, hungout a few times and started dating.
Initially it all seemed rosy, until recently when she started observing some strange things.
Her words
"1. I saw a marriage vow written in his handwriting, professing love to another woman. I kept it to myself. Shows  scanned copy from camscanner [for privacy,, I'm sure you guys don't expect me to show it here ;)].
I had even moved a few belongings into his house and go to work from his place. When I could stomach it no longer I confronted him and he denied. I haven't seen that jotter where he wrote it since then.
2. Sometime last week he said he would like to have one of his friends over for the weekend and we should have a 3some all weekend long. I replied jokingly by saying yes, but with another chic not a guy. He kept at it all week long and I knew he was serious. On Friday evening his friend came and I conveniently went back to my father's house. In other words, I had a lonely Val's day. No call from him. Nothing.
The thing is I love him and don't want to lose him. How should I handle this? What should I do?"

Readers what do you advice?


True or False?

Showing some love to the community

This lastma official is always at that census market junction in Surulere. Morning till evening. He truly deserves all the recognition for his dedication to the job.

Married Woman Gives 22 Year Old Lover an Overdose of Sex drugs, then Abandons Him in Hotel

BENIN — MILITARY authorities in Benin, Edo State, are on the trail of a married woman, who abandoned a 22-year-old boy in a hotel room after she gave the boy an overdose of sex enhancement drugs.

Vanguard learned that the boy raised an alarm when he started experiencing pains in his erect joystick. The receptionist reportedly met the boy looking very weak.

He was then rushed to a nearby hospital.
Vanguard was informed that the said woman normally comes to the hotel with the boy after dropping off her children in school.

A source told Vanguard: “She will be in the hotel from 8a.m. till about 2p.m., when she will go and pick the children from school. She spends all the time with the boy in the hotel room.”

It was further gathered that the woman was always buying milk and sex enhancement drugs for the boy. However, on this said day, she was alleged to have given the boy an overdose, leading to the boy’s permanent state of Attention.

The boy is said to receiving treatment under the watch of some military personnel, who came to his rescue.

It was learned that police have also been informed, but that they intend to allow the boy regain his strength before going after the married woman, who is said to be a mother of three and married to a wealthy man.

Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Boutros Boutros-Ghali Dies at 93

The former UN Secretary General and the first African to head the UN, has died at the age of 93.
May his soul rest in peace.

Reverse Electricity Tariff Immediately - Senate

The Senate on Tuesday directed the immediate reversal of the recent hike in electricity tariff announced by the Nigerian Electricity Regulatory Commission.

The upper chamber, gave the directive while adopting a two-prayer motion moved by  the All Progressives Congress member representing  Bauchi North, Senator Suleiman Nazif.

The  senate also asked its committee on Labour to carefully review the law establishing NERC with a view to making it a strong regulatory body that will ensure that both the consumer and investor will be treated fairly and equitably.

It also mandated the committee on Employment, Labour and Productivity to organise a public hearing of stakeholders, including the Ministry of Power; the  NERC; DISCOS; and GENCOS so that an acceptable way of resolving all issues relating to the sector could be effectively resolved.

Nazif lamented the alleged arbitrary increase of the tariff and insisted that due process was not followed as stipulated in Section 76 of the Power Sector Reform Act 2005.

He also argued that the new tariff would have a multiplier effect on the Nigerian economy with the manufacturing companies being forced to pay more for power consumption.

He added that most consumers were not provided with meter in accordance with the Memorandum of Understanding dated November 1, 2013.

According to him, the document stipulated that within 18 months of gestation period, all consumers would have been provided with meter.

He further accused the Discos of continuously exploiting Nigerians and increasing their burdens.

He said, “The distribution companies have continued to exploit Nigerians by estimated billing system for the majority of consumers while deliberately refusing to make ore-paid meters available.

“Privatisation in any part of the world is meant to inject fresh funds into the concerned sector and not to impose ridiculous tariff on helpless masses.

“The increase is only intended to protect the investment of select few and not to serve the interest of Nigerian masses who are already battling with the prevailing economic recession. The increase in tariff will pave way for additional heavy burden on consumers and coupled with challenges in the economy.

“It will adversely affect the purchasing power of Nigerian workers and the entire Nigerian masses and by extension, aggravate restiveness in the country.”

Deputy Senate President, Ike Ekweremadu,  described the increase as wicked and unfortunate.

He said the new tariff should be randomly condemned and immediately withdrawn in the interest of hapless citizens of Nigeria.

He added that troubling the citizens who are already wallowing in abject poverty and acute state of insecurity, should not be encumbered with further hike in electricity tariff unless there is a plan to frustrate the the people.

Also speaking on the motion, Senator Dino Melaye (Kogi West), said the recent increase was the fourth since the privatisation exercise was concluded.

He added that whereas Discos always hinge such increase on moves to improve power supply, yet there is no stable power supply neither are metres made available

Video: See How Dog Was Rescued From Being Python Food in Edo State


Monday, February 15, 2016

Pictures: Olajumoke Lands Payporte Endorsement Deal


payporte, We are glad to announce the signing of @Olajumoke__o (Bread Seller turned model) as "Face of PayPorte 2016".
We will be featuring

Picture: Olajumoke Now the Official Ambassador of Stanbic IBTC




When providence dedicates itself and time then singles you out and decides to pay you a visit, hmmmm .... the effects can be overwhelming....

Congrats Olajumoke, #neverstopmovingforward.

Video: Falz the bad guy ..another rib cracker


Fulani Herdsmen Invade Enugu Community - Kills 2, 19 missing

Nsukka- Anxiety and confusion has enveloped Abbi Community in Uzo-Uwani Local Government Area, Enugu State, following the invasion of the area by Fulani herdsmen who unleashed mayhem on the people, killing a brother and sister apart from razing down about seven houses and several motorcycles. Herdsmen… as death merchants Altogether, 19 persons were declared missing in the community even as several others were also wounded with machetes by the invaders. 

It was gathered that the Fulani herdsmen numbering over 30 emerged from the bush, and began to attack the people in the community last Thursday, killing their victims and maiming others with machetes before fleeing into the bush unharmed. 

The two relations who were killed were identified as Fidelis Okeja, 45, and his sister Mercy, 50. Fidelis and Mercy were sitting outside their compound around 6.30pm discussing when suddenly, about 30 masked Fulani herdsmen emerged from nowhere and them instantly. They later went ahead and attacked other members of the community with machetes, burnt some houses before retreating into the bush. 

Investigations by Vanguard, revealed that sporadic shooting by the suspected Fulani herdsmen sent shivers into the inhabitants of other parts of the community who scampered for safety amid confusion. A reliable source in the community said that the people were taken unawares by Fulani herdsmen, adding that the police and members of the local vigilante group were yet to respond to cries of the people before the invaders escaped into the bush. ‘’The most worrisome aspect of the Fulani invasion of the community was that about 19 people are still missing as nobody can give account of them. Those missing were last seen on the fateful day. 

The community formed search parties in groups, combing bushes within and outside the community for days now, yet no sign of success has been recorded,’’ he noted. ‘’We have lodged formal complaint at both Adani police station and Police Area Command Nsukka, but no arrests have been made over the matter. The Fulani herdsmen were armed to the teeth with dangerous weapons when they invaded us.

“Two people killed while 19 missing, several others brutalised with deep machete cuts now lying critical down at different hospitals. “The corpses of the deceased Fidelis and Mercy have been deposited at Bishop Sanahan Hospital, Nsukka while the search for the missing 19 people continues,” he said. 

A senior officer at the Police Area Command, Nsukka who spoke on the condition of anonymity confirmed the story describing the attack on Abbi community as pathetic and sorrowful as two biological relations were killed and several others wounded,” among others He, however, said that full scale investigations has commenced to unravel the circumstances surrounding the barbaric attack on the community. 

The Officer, however, said that the police were yet to receive the report of missing persons in the community on the account of the incident, but appealed to the community not to take laws into their hands by engaging in reprisal attack. Meanwhile, a team of anti-riot policemen has been drafted to the community 

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Saturday, February 13, 2016

Pictures from Scene of Armed Robbery in Ikirun, Osun State

Viewer discretion is strongly advised.

Obi Akaeze Edward Ofulue's Kidnappers and Killers Caught

The Delta state police command has paraded six Hausa suspects, who confessed to the heinous kidnap and murder of the traditional ruler of Ubulu-Uku, Delta State. Addressing a press conference Friday, the State Commissioner of Police, CP Alkali Baba Usman said a of total six persons have been arrested including a female teenager and the corpse of one of the suspects.

According to CP Alkali, the monarch was kidnapped on 5th January, 2016, in the company of one Pastor Afamefuna Charles Ugbo, who later escaped from the custody of the abductors.

"The hoodlums opened communication using the Obi's phone and demanded for ransom on 6/1/2016. While this was on, on 7/1/2016 one Pastor Afamefune Charles Ugbo was found wandering and taken to Police Station and he confirmed being kidnapped together with the Obi who picked him in his car in Ubulu-Uku on 5/1/2016", the CP stated.

The Police boss said in the course of Police investigation on 8th January, one Jamilu Ahmed was arrested at Abraka market, Asaba in possession of the late Obi's Samsung handset.

"The suspect's statement to investigators led to the arrest of one Umar Abubakar", who claimed to have sold the handset to Jamilu, adding that one "money dey", presently at large gave him the Obi's Samsung handset to sell for him.

The leader of the gang, Garba Abubakar, (a.k.a Dogo) was arrested by police detectives on5/2/2016, at a settlement in Alfarma village in Gangaza LGA, Sokoto State.

Also arrested was the wife of the gang leader, Farida Abubakar, who was arrested on 29/1/2016 in Ngurore town of Adamawa State. She was in possession of a Nokia Asha 201 handset (pink colour), belonging to the escaped victim, Pastor Afamefune Charles Ugbo.

Other arrested suspects in the heinous crime were, Usman Musbau (who deleted all traceable information from the late Obi's phone) and Suleiman Musa (the second in Command of the kidnap gang, who confessed to the crime and mentioned his gang members.

Source;http://www.nationalhelm.com/2016/02/abductors-and-killers-of-delta-state.html

Friday, February 12, 2016

Picture: Pick the odd one out

Guy claims he look like wizkid on Instagram

What do you think?

Dana Air Hostess Averts Plane Hijack

Independent Ombudsman:

Sharing Experience...‎
(courtesy of a friend and brother, Dayo Alabi)

This happened today, February 9, 2016...and I consider this experience worthy of share, if not for anything, but to sensitize and galvanize each and everyone of us to take vigilance and caution as serious business...

I let my brother Dayo Alabi give his narratives:

"Help me thank God that the Dana Plane I boarded to Abuja landed safely in Abuja instead of the "breaking news" that would probably have announced that "Dana plane with xyz passangers en-route Abuja hijacked and flown to abc country"!‎

We boarded the plane scheduled to take off at 1.23pm.  

However,  one of the air-hostesses became suspicious of one of the passengers who was earlier brought into the plane in a wheelchair with left hand bandaged from shoulder to the fingers; same with his left leg. 

The hostess's suspicion arose from the discovery that the man's hand luggage was not passed thru the security screening machines. 

To cut a long story short, the Airport Security Team was invited and the bag opened. It was reported that four fully loaded guns were in the bag! 

The "sick/injured" man  insisted he could not stand/walk. A wheelchair was brought in by the security team to take him out.  An accomplice was also off-loaded from the plane. 

The pilot then apologized profusely for the 37mins delay "due to security breach" saying we should all be thankful as "it is better to be delayed than to be sorry". He then went on rendering beautiful songs (not religious songs anyway) from taxing to take-off to the delight of passangers who were all praising God‎..."

ps:

I thought to share because that Dana Air-Hostess, in saner climes, and to encourage diligence in others, would be on a future honours' list of an appreciative country. 

I do hope fervently that she, like Olajumoke Orisaguna, - the now famous bread-hawker ‎shot to limelight by Sister T. Y. Bello's un-quiet action, - will eventually be recognized by the authorities in Nigeria.‎

I also hope that my brother Dayo Alabi, unlike many that were on that plane, but chose to keep 'mute' or indifferent to 'shout-out' on their  horrible encounter, will, in the fulness of time also get recognition for helping to bring this episode to public disclosures.

Most important, I hope this narrative nudges us all to be active participants at vigilance, caution and paying attention to details in matters of public safety and well-being.

A word, as thee saying goes,  is enough for the discerning...


God Rules!‎

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

My Neighbour and I

So my neighbour promised to sell me baby clothes, baby food and toys at bargain prices if I allowed him impregnate my wife... I agreed... Even though I had initially gone to his house to ask him for jobs for my four grown children.. To that request he promised to give me some of his excess food for free to feed them, an offer that was still predicated on my allowing him impregnate my wife... Meanwhile I had farmland as far as the eye could see, land that had rivers powerfully flowing through it... but somehow I couldn't figure out that the land I had was a source of food, and on those rivers I could build dams to irrigate the land and generate electricity, and with electricity I could build factories, in those factories my children could work and make products which I could sell to my neighbour at prices which would not only feed my children but clothe, educate, treat, protect and entertain them... Somehow it eluded me that I could actually help myself... So instead I allowed my neighbour impregnate my wife... And when he did it, he insisted his sister live in my house to care for my wife during the pregnancy, and she brought a helper with her, who had to come with her own three children... And I had no choice since I needed the free food offered for my four grown children... I received just enough to feed them for a week... And when it was finished... I returned back to my neighbour to ask for more... This time he asked for some of my land in exchange... I had plenty so I quickly gave him and he gave me just enough food in return... Somehow I became inebriated by greed and without the knowledge of my wife or children, I kept some of the food for myself, an act so ironic because I actually went back to my neighbour and begged him to keep it hidden for me, to which my neighbour agreed and charged me some of my land as his fees for keeping part of the food he had initially given me, for me... This exchange happened over and over again until one day I woke up and found out that my land, my wife and my children... Directly and indirectly belonged to my neighbour... And I who was once free was now unconsciously enslaved by my neighbour... My name is Africa... And you just might have met my neighbour... He smiles a lot, perfectly mannered and always says he comes in peace with a pocketful of charity and a trailer loaded with human rights.

via Jude Idada...

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