Tuesday, November 5, 2024

If you don't love your woman, she will go and ......


“ Many of the women asked me to record it , None of them were forced” ... Ebanga 

“ All the women are mature , I recorded with their permision , some even went and came back . They asked for more and I was just having fun . My health is good and I’ll sue any of the women if they lied about not being infected . “ Ebanga 
The Police has already released him and he is on his way back home to his family .  He has advised men to handle their women very well in bed since he can not keep helping them . 

Moral lesson : If you don't love your woman, someone without a conscience will.

Monday, November 4, 2024

Much Ado About the PDiddy of Equatorial Guinea (Yes, that straight one... not the other one)

Baltazar Ebang Egonga aka PDiddy E banger gates of Equatorial Guinea... First of his name. The powerful equal opportunity serial banger of Equatorial Guinea.

Let's call him E bang. E get why!
Guy is married to a beautiful wife and has six uncomplicated children.
Guy is the chairman National Financial Investigation Agency in Equatorial Guinea.
That agency fights money laundering, corruption and racketeering of weapons of mass destruction.
So it's like our EFCC + depts of our NIA.
So Ebang was a strong man until recently.
When his agency suspected fraud, they didn't look at their oga's face to get approval to raid his home.
It could have been a phishing expedition, but in that house they saw tapes.

Many tapes....

460 tapes!!!

Mr E bang had been making recordings of  all his sexcapades.

So the agency started playing the tapes. What they saw was earth shaking.

Ebang had banged... and banged.... Now all the women in the entire country are unsafe from the threat of Ebanga's video documentaries. 

His pastor's wife
His godfather's wife
His maiguard's wife
His bodyguard's wife
His younger sister's friends. 15 of them 
His pastor's little brother's wife

More videos showed him banging

The wives of several ministers
His own little brother's wife
His uncle's pregnant wife

The agency had to stop watching the tapes. The men, out of fear of finding their wives. The women, out of fear of finding themselves as consenting and willing actresses in his private porn movie retirement plans.

E bang had ravaged the entire country.

They are now investigating to find out his motivation.

Some even said that in one of the tapes, E bang had the president's daughter, but the agency couldn't add her to the list.

However, the president is taking the investigation personally. 

Horrible videos all over the internet.

Don't know why he was named Ebang.

Most of the sex happened in his office.

Most beside the country's flag on his desk.

Some happened on the road.

Some near a river.

E bang didn't discriminate

Old and young.
Sagging, firm and expired.
He ate rice, beans, ukwa, pawpaw, amala

Besides sex addiction, he must have serious mental and spiritual problems. 

We are all monitoring in 3D.

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