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Dana Air Hostess Averts Plane Hijack

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Sharing Experience...‎
(courtesy of a friend and brother, Dayo Alabi)

This happened today, February 9, 2016...and I consider this experience worthy of share, if not for anything, but to sensitize and galvanize each and everyone of us to take vigilance and caution as serious business...

I let my brother Dayo Alabi give his narratives:

"Help me thank God that the Dana Plane I boarded to Abuja landed safely in Abuja instead of the "breaking news" that would probably have announced that "Dana plane with xyz passangers en-route Abuja hijacked and flown to abc country"!‎

We boarded the plane scheduled to take off at 1.23pm.  

However,  one of the air-hostesses became suspicious of one of the passengers who was earlier brought into the plane in a wheelchair with left hand bandaged from shoulder to the fingers; same with his left leg. 

The hostess's suspicion arose from the discovery that the man's hand luggage was not passed thru the security screening machines. 

To cut a long story short, the Airport Security Team was invited and the bag opened. It was reported that four fully loaded guns were in the bag! 

The "sick/injured" man  insisted he could not stand/walk. A wheelchair was brought in by the security team to take him out.  An accomplice was also off-loaded from the plane. 

The pilot then apologized profusely for the 37mins delay "due to security breach" saying we should all be thankful as "it is better to be delayed than to be sorry". He then went on rendering beautiful songs (not religious songs anyway) from taxing to take-off to the delight of passangers who were all praising God‎..."

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I thought to share because that Dana Air-Hostess, in saner climes, and to encourage diligence in others, would be on a future honours' list of an appreciative country. 

I do hope fervently that she, like Olajumoke Orisaguna, - the now famous bread-hawker ‎shot to limelight by Sister T. Y. Bello's un-quiet action, - will eventually be recognized by the authorities in Nigeria.‎
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I also hope that my brother Dayo Alabi, unlike many that were on that plane, but chose to keep 'mute' or indifferent to 'shout-out' on their  horrible encounter, will, in the fulness of time also get recognition for helping to bring this episode to public disclosures.

Most important, I hope this narrative nudges us all to be active participants at vigilance, caution and paying attention to details in matters of public safety and well-being.

A word, as thee saying goes,  is enough for the discerning...

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God Rules!‎

My Neighbour and I

So my neighbour promised to sell me baby clothes, baby food and toys at bargain prices if I allowed him impregnate my wife... I agreed... Even though I had initially gone to his house to ask him for jobs for my four grown children.. To that request he promised to give me some of his excess food for free to feed them, an offer that was still predicated on my allowing him impregnate my wife... Meanwhile I had farmland as far as the eye could see, land that had rivers powerfully flowing through it... but somehow I couldn't figure out that the land I had was a source of food, and on those rivers I could build dams to irrigate the land and generate electricity, and with electricity I could build factories, in those factories my children could work and make products which I could sell to my neighbour at prices which would not only feed my children but clothe, educate, treat, protect and entertain them... Somehow it eluded me that I could actually help myself... So instead I allowed my neighbour impregnate my wife... And when he did it, he insisted his sister live in my house to care for my wife during the pregnancy, and she brought a helper with her, who had to come with her own three children... And I had no choice since I needed the free food offered for my four grown children... I received just enough to feed them for a week... And when it was finished... I returned back to my neighbour to ask for more... This time he asked for some of my land in exchange... I had plenty so I quickly gave him and he gave me just enough food in return... Somehow I became inebriated by greed and without the knowledge of my wife or children, I kept some of the food for myself, an act so ironic because I actually went back to my neighbour and begged him to keep it hidden for me, to which my neighbour agreed and charged me some of my land as his fees for keeping part of the food he had initially given me, for me... This exchange happened over and over again until one day I woke up and found out that my land, my wife and my children... Directly and indirectly belonged to my neighbour... And I who was once free was now unconsciously enslaved by my neighbour... My name is Africa... And you just might have met my neighbour... He smiles a lot, perfectly mannered and always says he comes in peace with a pocketful of charity and a trailer loaded with human rights.

via Jude Idada...

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St. Finbarr's College My own alma mater I am proud to belong I am proud to belong To the citadel of excellence Fidelitas (2ce) Fidelitas I pledge to St. Finbarr's College as a worthy student To be loyal to the college Authorities To respect and cooperate with all the staff and prefects of the college and obey all rules and regulations of the college To project the college with pride in good light every where and at all times and to do all in my power to leave the College better than I met it, So help me God

A Brief History of Saint Finbarr's College, Akoka

Origin of the School  Rev. Father D.J. Slattery came to Nigeria in 1939. He initially  served in a parish in the Yoruba Inland Town in the Old  Western Region. He was later posted to St. Gregory's College,  Obalende as a teacher. He eventually became the Games  Master for the school. He later became the editor of the Catholic Herald in Mushin.  It was during this period that the thought of establishing a unique school occurred  to him. His school became the first bilateral school in the country, combining full  Grammar (called Basic) with Arts and Technical subjects. In the 1955/56 academic  year, with six students, fondly referred to as “the first six”, a new school,

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We’re Only Interested In Each Other When We’re Naked by Ari Eastman

I start with nervousness. Clichés and sentences that, even for me, seem terribly cheesy. “I don’t do this often…” And yes, it’s true. But I’m sure you don’t care. We are using one another for things we don’t willingly verbalize. Even if we know it’s true. There is no permanence here.

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BRITSH FACEBOOK POST AND COMMENTS AND A NIGERIAN FACEBOOK POST AND COMMENTS:

BRITISH FACEBOOK POST:

ANGELA GRANT’S POST: - I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I am also lusting after his younger brother, what should I do folks?

COMMENTS:

William Hale: I think you need to talk to your husband about it because marriage is all about communication.

Vanessa Drinkwater: Oh dear! I have been in your shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that I am married.

Sophia Woods- Talk to you husband and ask him to do the things you find attractive in his brother. That ought to save the marriage.

Tracy Bamby: Awwwww love….Get yourself a nice cuppa tea… it’ll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother…oh and don’t forget to watch Oprah later…*huggz hun*

NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST

RAMAOTU IDEMUDIA’S POST: I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.

COMMENTS
Titilayo Kurukere: Ashawo !…no wonder you can’t even give the poor man a son…so so daughters *mtcheew*

Damilola Gbadamosi : Oloshi leleyi, your brother in-law ke???

Amaka Ede: You are a disgrace to your family and all women. May his tin get stuck in ur tin, JEZEBEL!

Bornboy The Bigboy: You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC…please add me so that I can take care of you when my containers arrive from high and low seas…bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life!

Mohamadu Bello: This is all President GEJ’s fault

Ekaite Akpan: @ Mohamadu, YOU ARE MAD...IT IS BUHARI’S FAULT…YOU HE-GOAT! In fact, I don’t even know why I am toking to you sef…..ILLITERATE!

Mr Smith (Confused Briton on the friends list): Huh?

Suffering And Smiling Student: Has ASUU strike been called off?

Prophet Touch Not My Anointed: The bible says in ‘fallopian’ chapter 2 verse tatee…thou shall not look at ya husband’s brothers with lust. Repent my sister.

Aminu Megida: May Allah forgive u

Aishatu Yaya: It’s not ya fault….shey, is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger….there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose you…useless ojukokoro.

Adebiyi Ojo: Abeg, is anyone coming to London?….I need someone to bring me some crayfish, its urgent.

Captain Morufu Ikechukwu-Hassan: Auction!! Auction! Auction! Customs impounded vehicles @ reasonable prices. Inbox me for more details.

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