1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it. Choose one :x
2. Men have $exual thoughts about every woman they meet (except their mothers & blood sisters only). 3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to $ex (So watch your best friends carefully) /:)
4. A man can reach his org@sm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute a bonus:D
5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends /family a month into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman. :O (Now you know!!!)
6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening - . Ever never?:'(
7. Educated, enlightened career women, some advice. If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or f**k him every day, someone else is. (y) (Can you handle the truth?)
8. Oral $e* stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is:x (Don't shoot the messenger he is only doing his joB)
9. There are two types of men; those who openly admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it. :$
10. Hanging out has and will always be more fun when you're not there.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
Safety
At this time of the year, a lot of people are in a rush to get everywhere and do anything to achieve everything all at once.
Oh, yes!!! It's that season again. A lot of people wake up to realise it's the end of another year. Try to recall their achievements but can't find anything concrete. In a last minute bid to achieve everything all at once, hence the buzz, and increase in crime rates, accidents and mistakes.
Someone once said "Each day is a gift and not a given right. Hence it's called the Present". We all have only one life and most times only one chance. So let's make it count.
Being safety conscious is a point that cannot be over-emphasized.
Have a beautiful season everyone.
Oh, yes!!! It's that season again. A lot of people wake up to realise it's the end of another year. Try to recall their achievements but can't find anything concrete. In a last minute bid to achieve everything all at once, hence the buzz, and increase in crime rates, accidents and mistakes.
Someone once said "Each day is a gift and not a given right. Hence it's called the Present". We all have only one life and most times only one chance. So let's make it count.
Being safety conscious is a point that cannot be over-emphasized.
- watch where you hangout, whom you hangout with and how late you hangout
- wind up your car windows when in traffic
- be mindful who you take to your personal residence
- try not to go beyond the speed limits while driving
- use your helmet when on bikes
- use your seat belts in vehicles
- imbibe the culture of safe sex. Wear a condom.
Have a beautiful season everyone.
Monday, December 6, 2010
14 Year Old Assassin
This has got to be the most disheartening news of the year. How can a mere 14 year old child be used by a drug cartel in Mexico as an assassin?
This young killer named "El Ponchis" was caught at a Mexican airport while trying to escape along with his 16yr old sister. The boy confessed to working for a local gang and to have participated in at least 4 decapitations. With his sister assisting in disposing of the body parts.
He claimed he commited the crimes while under the influence of narcotics and threats of losing his life if he didn't. The two were suspected of helping the South Pacific Cartel headed by Hector Beltran Leyva, brother of Arturo Beltran Leyva, a top drug lord who was killed by Mexican marines in Cuernavaca a year ago.
He and his sister are citizens of San Diego, California where they live with their mother.
This young killer named "El Ponchis" was caught at a Mexican airport while trying to escape along with his 16yr old sister. The boy confessed to working for a local gang and to have participated in at least 4 decapitations. With his sister assisting in disposing of the body parts.
He claimed he commited the crimes while under the influence of narcotics and threats of losing his life if he didn't. The two were suspected of helping the South Pacific Cartel headed by Hector Beltran Leyva, brother of Arturo Beltran Leyva, a top drug lord who was killed by Mexican marines in Cuernavaca a year ago.
He and his sister are citizens of San Diego, California where they live with their mother.
Friday, December 3, 2010
9ice - Ruggedy Baba Biff
Personally, I believe this9ice/Ruggedman Biff has gone far enough. These guys are grown men with families (whether they like it or not).
They are both great artists with extraordinary talents. I find it quite disturbing that they would come out to openly diss themselves in their new albums. They already have followership with people picking sides on what's right and wrong. People dont know the true details and they are already taking sides. This is very disgusting.
These guys should put this biff behind them and move on as the great individuals and artists that they are.
They are both great artists with extraordinary talents. I find it quite disturbing that they would come out to openly diss themselves in their new albums. They already have followership with people picking sides on what's right and wrong. People dont know the true details and they are already taking sides. This is very disgusting.
These guys should put this biff behind them and move on as the great individuals and artists that they are.
Wednesday, December 1, 2010
Today
Today, I will lift up my voice and sing a joyful to the Lord God of hosts. I am greatful for all HE has done for me. This is the beginning of better things to come. For He shall surely complete the good work he has started in my life.
Today I have been lifted to another pedestal. I have been chosen to do HIS good works in a foreign land. Me, myself and I. A mere mortal. I shall go where HE leads me to.
I will sing onto the LORD a joyful song.
Today I have been lifted to another pedestal. I have been chosen to do HIS good works in a foreign land. Me, myself and I. A mere mortal. I shall go where HE leads me to.
I will sing onto the LORD a joyful song.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
The Top 15 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war,
bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
-- Deuteronomy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
-- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
-- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
-- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
-- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib.
-- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)
7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman.
Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a woman.
-- Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)
8. Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies
and get his daughter for a wife.
-- David (I Samuel 18:27)
9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone.
(It's all relative of course.)
-- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)
10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.
-- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)
11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."
-- Samson (Judges 14:1-3)
12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose four sons though).
-- David (2 Samuel 11)
13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law).
-- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)
14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity.
-- Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)
15. A wife?...NOT!!!
-- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)
bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours.
-- Deuteronomy (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her.
-- Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock.
-- Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal.
-- Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife.
-- Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
6. Have God create a wife for you while you sleep. Note: this will cost you a rib.
-- Adam (Genesis 2:19-24)
7. Agree to work seven years in exchange for a woman's hand in marriage. Get tricked into marrying the wrong woman.
Then work another seven years for the woman you wanted to marry in the first place. That's right. Fourteen years of toil for a woman.-- Jacob (Genesis 29:15-30)
8. Cut off 200 foreskins off of your future father-in-law's enemies
and get his daughter for a wife.-- David (I Samuel 18:27)
9. Even if no one is out there, just wander around a bit and you'll definitely find someone.
(It's all relative of course.)
-- Cain (Genesis 4:16-17)
10. Become the emperor of a huge nation and hold a beauty contest.
-- Xerxes or Ahasuerus (Esther 2:3-4)
11. When you see someone you like, go home and tell your parents, "I have seen a ...woman; now get her for me." If your parents question your decision, simply say, "Get her for me. She's the one for me."
-- Samson (Judges 14:1-3)
12. Kill any husband and take HIS wife. (Prepare to lose four sons though).
-- David (2 Samuel 11)
13. Wait for your brother to die. Take his widow. (It's not just a good idea, it's the law).
-- Onan and Boaz (Deuteronomy or Leviticus, example in Ruth)
14. Don't be so picky. Make up for quality with quantity.
-- Solomon (1 Kings 11:1-3)
15. A wife?...NOT!!!
-- Paul (1 Corinthians 7:32-35)
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