Types of Men

1. There are two types of men. Those who cheat and those who lie about it. Choose one :x
2. Men have $exual thoughts about every woman they meet (except their mothers & blood sisters only). 3. A man is incapable of saying 'no' to $ex (So watch your best friends carefully) /:)
4. A man can reach his org@sm in 30 seconds if he wants to. Consider every second that he lasts longer than a minute a bonus:D
5. If a man has not introduced you to any of his friends /family a month into the relationship, you are not his girlfriend. You are the 'other' woman. :O (Now you know!!!)
6. If a man has not brought up the subject of marriage six months into the relationship, it ain't happening - . Ever never?:'(
7. Educated, enlightened career women, some advice. If you do not cook for him, do his laundry or f**k him every day, someone else is. (y) (Can you handle the truth?)
8. Oral $e* stopped being an optional extra in lovemaking at 23h59, December 31, 1999. In the 21st century, if you're not going down on him, someone else is:x (Don't shoot the messenger he is only doing his joB)
9. There are two types of men; those who openly admit to playing with their wee-wees and those who lie about it. :$
10. Hanging out has and will always be more fun when you're not there.