Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Goodluck Ebele Jonathan RESIGNS


Abuja: The President of Nigeria, Goodluck Jonathan few minutes ago resigned his position as the commander in chief.
A statement from the secretary to the federation Chief Pius Anyim made available to our reporter states that the resignation of Mr. President came as a result of the overwhelming tasks of the presidential position. He further said that the president's resignation is not in anyway connected to the unending terrorist attacks but rather a conviction between the president and his family.
The Vice President Nnamadi Sambo will by 10:00pm today be sworn in as the new president in accordance with the constitution.
Every attempt to get across to the president’s media chief Dr. Reuben Abati proved abortive as he didn’t pick the calls made to his phone nor respond to our messages.
It could be recalled that the governors under the PDP have openly shown their move to support only a northern candidate for the 2015 election. A source in the Villa who doesn’t want his name in print confided in our reporter that the president's resignation was not unconnected with the recent tongue lashing criticism from Nigerians and the inability of the president to provide solution to the now choking problems.


If you believe this, that means you believe Nigeria will be better soon. For now our president is still seated tight and in charge.
God bless President Jonathan. God bless all Nigerians. God bless Nigeria.
Happy April Fools Day Nigeria!

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