God Bless Yoruba Mothers

YORUBA MOTHERS!!!
Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to
child upbringing.
Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were
adopted.
IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs
instantly!
The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your
sins on the spot.
IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you
expose those who committed the crime with you
without hesitation.
ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new
pants.
Now ABARA is the worst...
And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced
one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.
When you receive that one, you'll lose balance
and your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the
other slaps aforementioned at once!
OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and
DAFT). She will say "let's go home" and you will say
"it's in my pocket ma". Lol
God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land,
regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd
have encountered these slaps ....

I know you're laughing even if you aren't yoruba by tribe
LOLS......#Happy fasting