Can't stop laughing...

I can't stop laughing anytime I remember what happened yesterday night. I was sitting in a joint (Strawberry joint, Gwarimpa, Abuja) quietly sipping my STAR  when these  two lovers walked in and sat close to my table....From my table I could hear everything they were saying.

After a while, the guy goes on one knee!The girlfriend immediately cries,"Oh my God, I can't believe this is
happening. I can't believe this, wow! Atlast, You are proposing to me...

The guy who was still on one knee calmly with fear on his face said to the girl: "shhhhhh!! Don't make noise, my wife just walked in!"
The girl fainted!.....😎😎😎😎😎

Have a great day.