Love, lust and money! (My friend, her boyfriend and I) Part 3

 
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The ball is in Joke’s court.... as she alone and maybe Kunle knows her faith?

 

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… I dropped my cup on the table and watched as he advanced on my lips with calculated slowness. Oh oh, I thought you were supposed to close your eyes when kissing, but I couldn’t close mine, I had my eyes locked on his and his on mine. I watched as he licked and suckled on my lips. Oh my, this guy can surely kiss, unlike some guys who just stick there tongue in your mouth. Kunle was gentle on my lips, he treated it like a strawberry. Using his lips, teeth and tongue, I was just standing there looking at him and feeling every moment we kissed. To my horror, Kunle suddenly stopped kissing me! “Wh-why did you stop? I stammered –”I need you to work with me Joke, you are just staring at me, you have to put your heart, body and soul into it, don’t be shy, do all the things you wish to do, don’t feel guilty, this is an experiment, no love lost, unleash your lust on me, ok?” I looked him straight in the eyes and said “ok, let’s get on with it.”

 

Without waiting for a reply, I wove my arms around his neck, drew his head down and slanted my lips on his. He wanted to put his tongue in my mouth, I closed my teeth, this is my race now and I’ll set it at my pace. I took his lips in my mouth and licked it, tracing it with my tongue then I took his bottom lips in my mouth and sucked it for about ten seconds, I bit his lips gently then I took all his lips in my mouth and sucked, licked and bit! Kunle moaned he put his right hand on my neck drawing my head closer and his left hand on my waist drawing me closer still, he pressed his tongue against my teeth seeking permission to go into my mouth, I allowed him. His hand slipped from my waist and moved to my bottom, he rubbed and squeezed gently, I sighed into his mouth; he stopped kissing me and went for my ear.

Amm, ishsssh, aarhoossh” I moaned, while he sucked my ear, I felt his right hand slip on my left breast “Arrsshhs, oooh” I blabbed on “Oh gosh, what’s this guy doing to me, he’s touching in all the right places on my body, I thought. His mouth left my ear and moved to my neck not taking his right hand which was doing wonderful things to my breast, I felt the zip of my dress give way and he stopped for a second to take off my dress, I grabbed the helm of his shirt and took it off him. He’s not a six pack kind of guy but he has a good figure, “Wow, Joke you have a good figure, I like your breast and I love your lingerie” he said, I was grateful that Tola forced me to dress up, also I felt shy for a second because it’s odd hearing a comment from my friend’s bf, “Thanks, you are not bad yourself” I replied. While holding my gaze with his, his right hand went for my left breast, he took it out of the cup and he did the same to the right breast, he dropped his gaze to my breast, his breath caught in his throat and he said in a harsh voice, “Isshh, nice jugs, it’s sure bigger than what I see from afar” without waiting for a response, he took my right breast in his mouth and his forefinger and thumb circled my left nipple.

“Arrwwoo, arhii, ohwhohg” I moaned out louder while his mouth and hands did wonders to my breast. He took his mouth from my right breast and lavished his mouth and tongue on my left breast, “Oh my, this is so wonderful and I could feel hot liquid flow to my loins”, the still functional part of my brain acknowledged. He left my breasts and his mouth and hands explored other parts of my body downwards, he kissed and licked every part of my body that his hand had touched, he knelt down in front of me, I didn’t know when my pant came off me but I felt his hands on my naked bum, he wandered to my thighs, he grabbed my bottom cheeks and rubbed them, “Assrhhs“, I moaned, I felt his mouth on my thighs and suddenly his face was in my virgina! He looked up at me and said “Clean pussy we have here, grab something before it’s too late.”

I didn’t understand what he meant until I felt his my mouth on my very short almost not existent clitoris “Aarrrhhhhh” I screamed, I tried to hold on to something as my limbs failed me but all I could grab was air! I fell on the sofa and spread my legs wider giving him more access, I threw my head back, my eyes shut and my hands went for his head and I wasn’t in control of my mouth again. Unlike all other guys I’ve had suck me, this was different. Kunle knows his onions from his beans, he didn’t stick his tongue in my pussy or suckle on my pussy, he just licked, sucked and bit gently on my clits. His hands came up to sweet torture my nipples, I raised my waist to meet his head and drew his head closer still as heat built up in my middle part, Kunle raised up his head to take in air, my head shot up and I screamed at him “No please don’t stop” almost crying. “Relax babe, we’ll get there, you don’t want me suffocating under you, do you?” he said, smiled and went back to my waiting and wanting pussy. He licked my clitoris, rolling his tongue on it, shaking his head from right to left on it and going up and doing with his tongue, he suckled on my clitoris taking it between his lips meanwhile his hands never left my breast.

“Yes, please, arrhh, yeeeee, yeaaa, years, please don’t stop, arr” I screamed on, suddenly, I felt liquid fire running from my feet to my virgina, I tried to push him off me, he took his hands away from my breast and wove it around my thighs grounding me to the sofa “Arrppp, yehheie” I continued to blab on while I was shaking my waist violently still trying to make him stop because I didn’t know what was happening to me and I didn’t know how much longer I could endure the sensation, it’s sweet and painful at the same time, I took my breast into my hands, squeezing them and I pushed my waist into his face, then it came to me, all the muscles in my body pulled together at the apex of my thighs and liquid fire shot through every blood vessel in my body, stars exploded in my head, Kunle held on to my thighs but his head never left my clits. Tears poured from my eyes and I was shaking, I screamed like never before and I’m sure my voice could be heard in the next compound, this went on for two minutes I think.

 

For the first time in my life I felt complete, I felt fulfilled, I felt like a real woman. Kunle was sitting beside me on the sofa by now, I opened my eyes slowly, my vision was blurred, but it cleared up in six seconds, Kunle was staring at me with a very big smile on his face. “Welcome back to earth, how was cloud nine?” he said, my shyness came back and I threw my arm over my face grinning from ear to ear “Common don’t give me that after all the hard work I just put into your climax” Kunle coaxed me, I tried to talk but I couldn’t find my voice, I swallowed my saliva and said in a tiny voice, “That was beautiful, I don’t know what to say, it was out of this world, thank you very much Kunle”, “Don’t thank me, it’s my turn now”, without much ado, Kunle tore open a condom, put it on his erect penis and entered me with his more than average dick, I swear, this guys is multitasked, he is kissing and touching me everywhere while his dick worked wonders in me. I wove my legs around his waist and raised my hips to meet his, I met him stroke for stroke, while my hands taunted his nipples “Arhs babe, you are so sweet”. Kunle said. His voice tainted with passion.

 

This gave me more courage and I rolled over him not disengaging from our position, I planted my legs on either side of his thighs and started going up and down on him, not on my knees but on my toes, Kunle’s hand flew to my clitoris and he was rubbing it as I climb him, I went wild and went faster “SLOW.DOWN.OR.I’LL.CUM.SOON”, each word perforated with throaty groans. I really tried to go slow, but I couldn’t, that liquid fire was coming again, “Faster Kunle, please don’t stop”. Kunle increased the pressure on my clits as I went up and down faster on him, he groaned “I”M CUMMING!!!”. I screamed. He answered me with “CUM WITH ME BABE”. Two seconds after… I exploded. Kunle maneuvered my back to the rug, threw my legs over his shoulder and trust hard and fast into me, “Arrsh, I’m coming”, with that he stumbled on me and convulsed too. I kissed his neck and sooth his back, rubbing up and down with my hands. I can say now I AM SATISFIED!!! Kunle raised his head up and asked.

“How’s my patient doing, have I been able to cure her of her ailment?” “I’m fine doc. You have definitely healed me, thank you doctor, but I have a question” I told him. He stood up and took off his condom and sat down, “I’m all ears” he said. “How do I reach climax with my boyfriend?” I asked “Well basically just tell him to touch and lick you where your ‘turn ons’ are, now that you know them and you can always cum on your own. Masturbation is not only for men you know? You can also rub you clitoris anytime you feel like. It may take time for you to climax now, but as time goes on, your body will adjust to your new sexuality and it will be easier for you to cum, just remember to always give your clitoris the attention anytime you make love” he explained. “Thank you Kunle, I’m really grateful”. “Very funny of you Joke, the pleasure is all mine, but I got to go now, I’m on night duty and it’s 10:30pm already. Can I have a quick shower in Tola’s bathroom?” “Sure, of course, I’ll be in my room, holla at me when you’re done” I said.

I picked up my discarded clothes and went to my room, I want to shower but I decided it will wait till I saw off Kunle, I put on a bum-short and tank top, laid on my bed while I waited for Kunle’s knock. I didn’t know when I slept off. When I woke up, it was 3:26am, a note was beside my bed and it read thus,

Adejoke, you looked so beautiful and peaceful while you slept. I didn’t have the heart to wake you up, be good and I hope you find happiness, take care…” Dr. Kunle

I smiled and tore off the paper, so this is how satisfied women feel? Now that I know, Niyi and I sure need to talk! [To be continued]

 

By Olatorera - @sexitee03

 

 

Edited by @tonyobj

In Part 3 of Love, Lust and money! (My friend, her boyfriend and I):

 

Wow… Joke has finally felt the thrill of being a woman.

 

Kunle lived up to the hype and gave Joke all she had always wanted… to Climax.

 

Joke loves and cares for Niyi; but Niyi now has to make her feel the way she wants too.

 

Will Joke and Niyi remain together?

 

Will Joke show him what to do?

 

Will Joke move on and find happiness elsewhere?

 

Here is a sneak peek into part 4….

 

My left breast was in my left hand as I teased my nipple with my fingers. My head was tilted back beyond my pillow, my throat exposed to the ceiling, my eyes rolled to the back of my head, my mouth slightly opened, my tongue at the tip of my lips with my teeth resting on my tongue. In short, the expression on my face was of a lady about to climax. My right hand [which is the favourite part of my body for now] doing some serious good to my clitoris, I licked my lips as my hand touched my G-spot just at the top right of my clitoris, “iissshh” I hissed. The sole of my feet digging into my mattress, my toes dangling in the air as hot fire sprang through my feet upwards, I drew my legs closer to my thighs as I opened my thighs wider and my hands went crazy over my clitz, I was about to cum when my door flew open….

 

Who do you think came into the room?

 

Was it Niyi?

 

What happened between Niyi and Joke?

 

If you wanna know? Send in your comments and predictions on what happens next?

 

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Watch out for Part 4 of Love, Lust and money! (My friend, Her boyfriend and I.)

 

The Origin of the word F.U.C.K - Part 2

Dark Helmet's line, "'Out of order'?! Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!" The second is Big (1988) which has the character of Billy asking Tom Hanks' character, "Who the fuck do you think you are?" The third is Beetlejuice (1988) which has the character Betelgeuse kick over a fake tree and scream, "nice fucking model!"[30] In the PG-13 rated movie Soapdish (1991), Sally Field played an aging soap opera actress who, appalled that her costume included a turban, complained to her show's producer, "What I feel like is Gloria fucking Swanson!" Also in the 1999 film "Galaxy Quest," Sigourney Weaver's character Gwen DeMarco is edited from the line "Well, fuck that!" to "Well, screw that!" The change was made to avoid a PG-13 rating, and the original line is obvious when reading her lips.
Films edited for broadcast use matching euphemisms so that lip synching will not be thrown off. One televised version of Quentin Tarantino's Jackie Brown, for instance, had the actors dub in the words frick, Nubian, and melon farmer for fuck, nigger, and motherfucker, respectively. In similarly dubbed versions of Die Hard and Die Hard 2, Bruce Willis' catchphrase "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker" is replaced by "Yippee-ki-yay, Mister Falcon" or "Yippee-ki-yay, Kemo Sabe." Similarly, the TV broadcast edit of Snakes on a Plane has Samuel L. Jackson saying "I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane", emending two occurrences of motherfucking.[31] In the film The Big Lebowski, John Goodman's character repeatedly yells, "This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass" while trashing a car. It was infamously censored on television as "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."[32] His character also repeatedly says to Steve Buscemi's character, "Shut the fuck up, Donny," or "Donny, shut the fuck up." In the television version, fuck is censored with hell.
Many stand-up comedians who perform for adult audiences make liberal use of the word fuck. While George Carlin's use of the word was an important part of his stage persona, other comedians (such as Andrew Dice Clay) have been accused of substituting vulgarity and offensiveness for genuine creativity through overuse of the word. Billy Connolly and Lenny Bruce were pioneers of the use of the word in their shows for general audiences.
Recently, the hip-hop group Black-Eyed Peas' hit song "Don't Phunk With My Heart" was censored on many radio stations to "Don't Mess With My Heart", establishing a new trend toward eliminating all euphemisms for "fuck" as well as the word itself. James Blunt's first major song, You're Beautiful, featured the line "she could see from my face that I was fucking high" - this was censored to "flying high" for broadcasting purposes.
Use in marketing
In April 1997, clothing retailer French Connection began branding their clothes "fcuk" (usually written in lowercase). Though they insisted it was an acronym for French Connection United Kingdom, its similarity to the word "fuck" caused controversy.[33] French Connection fully exploited this and produced an extremely popular range of t-shirts with messages such as "fcuk this", "hot as fcuk", "mile high fcuk", "fcuk me", "too busy to fcuk", "fcuk football", "fcuk fashion", "fcuk fear", "fcuk on the beach", "the joy of fcuk", etc.
In 2009, the European Union's OHIM trade marks agency disallowed a German brewery to market a beer called "Fucking Hell". They sued, and on 26 March 2010 got permission to market the beer. They claim the beer is actually named after the Austrian village Fucking and the German term for light beer, hell.[34]
Freedom of expression
In 1971, the U.S. Supreme Court decided that the mere public display of fuck is protected under the First and Fourteenth Amendments and cannot be made a criminal offense. In 1968, Paul Robert Cohen had been convicted of "disturbing the peace" for wearing a jacket with "FUCK THE DRAFT" on it (in reference to conscription in the Vietnam War). The conviction was upheld by the Court of Appeals and overturned by the Supreme Court. Cohen v. California, 403 U.S. 15 (1971).
In 1983, pornographer Larry Flynt, representing himself before the U.S. Supreme Court in a libel case, shouted, "Fuck this court!" during the proceedings, and then called the justices "nothing but eight assholes (referring to Justices Warren E. Burger, William J. Brennan, Jr., Byron White, Thurgood Marshall, Harry Blackmun, Lewis F. Powell, Jr., William Rehnquist, and John Paul Stevens) and a token cunt" (referring to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor). Chief Justice Warren E. Burger had him arrested for contempt of court, but the charge was later dismissed on a technicality.[35]
Band names
The word "fuck" has been used in a number of band names, generally based on common compounds. Although most of these bands are in the aggressive, non-mainstream genres of punk and metal, others fall into the categories of more accessible forms of electronic rock and pop.[36]
Holy fuck
"Holy fuck" is a widely used example of 'liturgical profanity' used interjectionally to express anger, contempt, disgust, or amazement. Usually vulgar.[37] Noted by academics [38][39] and used in literature [40][41][42], deriving its power from a combination of the sacred, holy, and the profane, fuck. An exclamation, similar to "holy shit!", but more offensive, also used informally for sex within a religious context.[dubious - discuss] [43]
In machine mistranslations
The word fuck occurs sometimes in Chinese/English bilingual public notices in China as a machine translation of the Simplified Chinese character ? which can also mean "dry" and "do", e.g. "spread to fuck the fruit" for "loose dried fruit", "fuck to adjust the area" for "dry seasonings section", "fuck the certain price of goods" for "dry foods price counter". The fault occurred in some versions of commonly-used Chinese to English machine translators, for example Jinshan (?? = "Gold Mountain") by Kingsoft.[44]
Common alternatives
Main article: Minced oath
In conversation or writing, reference to or use of the word fuck may be replaced by any of a large list of alternative words or phrases, including "the F-word" or "the F-Bomb" (a play on A-Bomb / H-Bomb), or simply, "eff" (as in "What the eff!" or "You eff-ing fool!"). In addition, there are many commonly used substitutes, such as flipping, frigging, fricking, freaking, feck, fudge or any of a number of similar sounding nonsense words. In print, there are alternatives such as, "F***", "F - - k", etc.; or the use of a string of non-alphanumeric characters, for example, "@$#*%!" and similar (especially favored in comic books).
A common replacement word used mainly on the internet is fsck, derived from the name of the Unix file system checking utility.[45] In Battlestar Galactica the bowdlerized form 'Frack' (spelt 'Frak' in the reimagined 2003 version) was used as a substitute for fuck. The word is sometimes jokingly used as a curse by fans, but its use in unrelated media is growing.[46] Similarly, Dr. Elliot Reid (played by Sarah Chalke) has frequently used the substitute "frick" on the TV show Scrubs

Love, Lust and Money (My friend, her boyfriend and I) - Part 2

Thanks for the open hearted responses we got from Part 1 of Joke’s story.

                  

We hope her journey to finding happiness, would inspire many to come out of the closet; be true to themselves and seek help.

 

From the first installment, Joke has been in eight (8) relationships in five (5) years. In that time she’s not been able to reach organism.

 

Tola her friend has provided a way out; think out of the box!

 

Will Joke go along with Tola’s plan? Would she back out and remain in her entrapment? Knowing is believing...

 

Here’s - Love, Lust and money! (My friend, her boyfriend and I) - Part 2.

 

Enjoy the read:

 

            I was thinking, “Is what I’m about to do right? Can I live with my friend and myself afterwards? What if Tola and I have a misunderstanding in the future? What if my boyfriend Niyi hears about my little escapade? What if Kunle can’t deliver as promised by Tola? Oh boy, that will be a disaster! On the other hand, if I go through with this act maybe I’ll find release from this sexual frustration I’ve always been in, then I can be sure nothing is wrong with me and I can also find myself and discover my body sexually”. I sighed, so many “what ifs” and regrets before the actual act.

 

          These are my thoughts after my dear friend Tola had convinced me to have a one night stand with her soon to be ex-boyfriend Kunle and today is the D-day! It’s a Friday and the time is 5p.m and Kunle is due to be here by 6p.m, Tola has been out since morning but promised to be back by 4.30pm but it’s 5p.m now and I’m beginning to get nervous, “Maybe she’s having second thoughts or changed her mind” I said aloud to myself then I heard the sound of a car drive into the compound, I ran to the window, my heart beating faster than normal and looked out. It is my friend driving in indeed; my heart did a somersault as I watched her get out of her car.

 

          I went back to my seat and tried to pretend I was cool, three minutes later my friend entered. “What’s up girl? Sorry I’m late. The traffic na die. Hope you are set for your sexual breakthrough?” she said, I was relieved that she hadn’t changed her mind. I was also worried that she still wants to go through with her insane idea. “I’m as ready as I can be”, I told her. “Don’t worry, Dr. Kunle will soon be here to help you out of your misery” she said.

 

          Oh sorry, I forgot to mention to you that Kunle is a medical doctor, maybe that’s why Tola has so much faith in him, “Girlfriend lets go get you ready for our guest” said Tola “Ready ke, how again?” I asked. “Common Joke, go have your  bath jor. Put on a sinful dress and little make up jare” replied Joke. ”Is all that necessary, maybe we should just….” Joke cut me off immediately “don’t even voice out what you are about to say! Not after all the hard work I put into convincing you and Kunle to agree to this. You can’t change your mind now, too late chick, abeg go get ready, the guy will be here in less than an hour” Joke lectured me! ”Yes madam” I marched off to my room.

 

          I was adding gloss to my lips when I heard the doorbell ring. My heartbeat shot up, my stomach flustered, suddenly there were over a hundred thousand butterflies flying haphazardly in my stomach and my courage left me. I ran to my bed and pulled the duvet over my head. Ten minutes later the door to my room burst open and I heard steps coming towards me ”Oh mehn, here comes Kunle , what am I going to do”. I felt the duvet coming off me, I cracked open my right eye and I saw my dear friend looking at me with a gentle and understanding smile ”Adejoke, I know what you are about to do is very unlike you and I can understand how hard this is for you, Kunle  being my bf, but I want you to know that I’m doing this from the bottom of my heart because you’re my best friend and I want you to feel like a real woman, but if you want to pull out now, I’ll understand..” Tola said. Tears sprang to my eyes as I realize my friend truly cares for me. ”No, sweetheart, I’m not backing down now, thanks for loving me so. Let’s go see to the doc.” I said. We hugged each other hard and walked out of my room holding each other’s hands.

 

         Kunle  sat down on the couch, his left leg crossed over his right leg and his hands on his laps, he stood up when he saw us and smiled at both of us. ”Hi Kunle”, I whispered. ”Hello Joke, how are you? Nervous as I’m?” he asked, I smiled,”Yes, maybe more” I replied. ”That’s enough both of you, Kunle  here says he has something to tell us before …….”She winked at me not finishing her sentence. ”Ok”. I said,

 

          So Kunle began his eye opening lecture, “Joke, I’ll like to ask you some questions”. ”No problem.” I said, “Were you circumcised?” He asked, “Yes I was” I answered, “Hmmm, I thought as much. You see, it’s hard for a circumcised woman to reach orgasm because the clitoris, which is the powerhouse of every woman, has been cut off. Some girls are lucky part of their clitoris are cut off, but some that are not so lucky get everything cut off, in these case, it’s very hard for them to reach climax unless they find a lover who’s extremely patient, caring, loving and knowledgeable about the anatomy of the female body. I think your case is a severe case of circumcision but I know a few tricks to help you if you still want to…? He finished. I sighed deeply and dropped my head against the back of the sofa looking up. ”Joke, this is your last chance to get out” I said to myself but I said to Kunle and Tola, ”I want to..” We all kept quiet for thirty seconds and then Tola broke the silence, ”Ok guys, I’ve got to go somewhere, I don’t think I’ll be back tonight” she picked up her bag and came over to hug me and she said into my ears, ”Be naughty and have fun darling” we both giggled. She went over to Kunle and hugged him too, I could just imagine what she must have said into his ears because Kunle said ”I’ll do my best” and winked at me, I shivered. Tola left us and vanished.

 

           ”So, what can I offer you” I asked Kunle, ”I’ll like whiskey and I’ll suggest you have some yourself”. “Is that your recommendation doctor?” “Yes dear patient”. I smiled and left for our small bar. I could feel the tension leaving my body because Kunle is actually easy to talk with, I poured some whiskey for him and some for myself too, I gave him his, went back to the fridge and brought out a pack of ice which I dropped it on the table, taking four cubes for my drink, Kunle took four for his too. I sat down opposite him staring into my drink but I could feel his eyes burn into me, ”Oh my, what am I supposed to do? Should I say something? Oh darn, where are all my flirting skills? My courageous act, my daring and adventurous heart? Why hath thou forsaken me now?”  These were my thoughts when I heard my name ”Joke, the time to change your mind is past if that’s what you are thinking about, drink up, we’ve got some findings to do, where would you like to start?” Kunle said smiling and looking serious at the same time.

 

          I wanted to say something but my mouth was dry so I drank my whiskey gulping half of the content in my cup, ”So is there any part of foreplay you enjoy?” he enquired ”Yes actually. I like my ear, throat, lips and breast being licked and sucked” I said, finding some of my lost courage, ”Ok, good, have you ever been sucked down there?” “Yes but I don’t like it”, I said”. ”Why? If I may ask?” “Well, I just don’t like it because it doesn’t make me feel anything. Sometimes I do feel this unexplainable sensation then it drops and makes me feel frustrated. That’s the reason I don’t like it”. I explained… ”Alright, seems your boyfriends have not been doing a good job. I have all my facts now. Let’s get to the business of the day”, Kunle said, as he drew me up from the sofa; I swallowed the rest of my drink not taking my eyes off him. I dropped my cup on the table and watched as he advanced on my lips with calculated slowness… [To be continued]

 

By Olatorera - @sexitee03

 

Edited by @tonyobj

 

 

In Part 2 of Love, Lust and money! (My friend, her boyfriend and I):

We’ve learnt?

 

Joke has agreed to go along with the plan. Even with her doubts.

 

Would Kunle live up to the hype?

 

Here’s a bit of what to expect from part 3:

 

… I dropped my cup on the table and watched as he advanced on my lips with calculated slowness. Oh oh, I thought you were supposed to close your eyes when kissing, but I couldn’t close mine, I had my eyes locked on his and his on mine. I watched as he licked and suckled on my lips. Oh my, this guy can surely kiss, unlike some guys who just stick there tongue in your mouth. Kunle was gentle on my lips, he treated it like a strawberry. Using his lips, teeth and tongue, I was just standing there looking at him and feeling every moment we kissed. To my horror, Kunle suddenly stopped kissing me! “Wh-why did you stop?

 

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Love, Lust and Money (My friend, her boyfriend and I)

Introduction:

The love and relationship series on Scam-dalous - Love, Lust and Money! (My friend, Her boyfriend and I.)

We hope to address several issues relating to Relationships, Sex, How to Satisfy your Partner (be it husband, boyfriend, partner or whatever.)

There are various taboos even in modern day Nigeria; people don't want to talk about... So we want to put it out for you the readers!

Enjoy the read.

Love, Lust and money! (My friend, Her boyfriend and I) - Part 1.

..... Damn not again! Why can't I simply one day, experience all I've read in novels and what my friends keep talking about?

Another one has come, gone and I've had to fake it again! This is frustrating' 'Are you okay baby' asked Niyi, 'I'm fine', i said with a fake smile.

Oh, sorry you are probably wondering what I’m talking about right?

Let me introduce myself, my name is Joke, I'm 25yrs old and my current boyfriend is Niyi and we've been dating for roughly 7months and in all that time I've never climaxed in that whole period, or let truth be told, in my 5yrs of having sexual intercourse; I've never climaxed!

Oh... oh, you are probably feeling sorry 4 me, I know; I feel sorry for myself too. Because of this ever present depriving, sometimes, I feel like something is wrong with me.

But i know nothing is wrong with me, there's this sensation deep down at the apex of my legs..., that I know its there, just that NO one has reached it yet!

'Babe you are the best, seriously your body is so soft i can be inside of you forever! "I thought in my heart, GOD forbid bad thing" but i said '... yes baby... Yes. You are the best too', i said, he kissed me and rolled off me and went for the bathroom to clean up.

I stood up and started putting myself together, picked up the condom wrapper we had used, threw it in d bin and straighten up my bed.

Niyi came out of the shower and held me from behind. I turned around in his arms, wrapped my arms around his neck and kissed him gently on his lips before going full french on him.

'Jokes' baby, I've got to be in Ghana tomorrow evening, I'll be back in two weeks, would you like to join me? He asked. "Oh baby I wish I could, but, I can't be gone for 2 weeks right now, I've got some pressing stuff to attend to which can't wait, but I'll be there in spirit with you baby, you know? I said and kissed him all over again.

'You just don't like going anywhere with me, I want to show you the world baby, let me, ooo Pls let me. I thought in my heart, what's the point? But I said that's not it babe, its work but come December I'll take leave from work and we can go anywhere you want, ok boo? 'He said 'yes babes, I'll hold you to it ooo; you berra not f**k up come December or else..., I'll kidnap you!

'Yes boss, i saluted, we both laughed and hugged, he dropped

his arms around me and went for his briefcase, brought out two bundle of 500 naira notes and gave it to me, 'take this babe,i hope its will take you through two weeks?

'You will spoil me rotten, of course it’s more than enough, thanks baby' I said with a genuine smile and hugged him even tighter.

How I wish he could makes me this happy on bed too... Hmmm that would be nice.

I took his briefcase in my right hand and held his right hand in my left and led him out to his car, i open d the door with the remote, dropped the briefcase in the back seat and came to the driver’s side where he sat behind the wheel.

"Babes, pls take care of yourself for me ooo, and don't do what i won't do, i love you and I'm gonna miss you dearly", he said, I smiled and said 'same here baby boo, will miss u too, I'll be a good girl I promise!

You better be a good boy too', 'i will. What should i bring for you from Ghana', he asked, 'anything you think your baby deserves', i replied; we kissed.

He started the engine and drove off waving and blowing me a kiss; I reciprocated and waved till his car disappeared.

Went back into the house, straight to my room, took the money from the bed and headed for the living room while counting it as i was walked, i sat down and turned on the tv, couldn't find any programme that caught my interest.

Dropped the money on the stool beside me and drifted into my thoughts, I remember the time I tried to tell Niyi that I don't climax when we make love, oh boy! It was a bad day!

'What are you trying to say, that I'm not good in bed, what do you mean? If you are not cumming it means you don't love me or something must be wrong with you because none of my previous lovers have ever complained!

Is my dick not big enough or i don't spend enough time on you? 'i didn't know what to say so I lied, 'baby, take it easy, I didn't mean.. That way.. I don't cum, I meant to say i didn't cum from the sex we just had, I just want you to f**k me again! He smiled and said ok baby, you know I love your down below.

"Joke, Joke  Joke!! What are you thinking about that you didn't hear me entered! 'That’s my best friend and flatmate, Tola talking, 'how far babes, sowapa?

'I asked, 'I'm fine, you are not looking good, kilode?' She replied. 'Niyi just left',i said, 'i see, another cum-less session abi?

Pele ore mi' she said raising an eyebrow. You see, I've kept no secret from my friend, she knows everything about me, 'i don tell you make you leave this guy, there are plenty sexy guys out there who can give it to you well, well and make you cum pieces.

Babe yi jara e jor! 'She poured out, 'Tola, i love Niyi, besides, he's rich and he really cares for me; if u don't forget he's my eighth boyfriend and none of them can make me cum yet, its me not them jare'! i said.

'Hmmm you are right girl', she said and drifted off into thoughts. 'Joke, do you trust me? 'My friend asked, 'yes dear' i replied,' and i trust and love you too, please let me help you'.

'What? OMG!! How can I not notice my best friend is bisexual all these years I've known her? She burst out laughing, 'common Joke, don't tell me you are thinking I'm Bi?

No, that's not how i want to help you', i relaxed, thank GOD.. I thought to myself. 'So how? i asked.

"Let Kunle f**k you". My eyes almost bulged out of there socket and my mouth dropped to my jaw! Which Kunle are we talking about?

You don't mean your boyfriend Kunle? Or is there any other Kunle  don't know about?' i asked confused, 'calm down, just hear me out first, ok, i said, you see, I've not told you this before, but i had the same problem as yourself until i met Kunle. Men that guy knows the anatomy of a woman's body.

Please let him f**k you, if he sleeps with you and you still don't climax, then we'll know something is truly wrong with you' she pleaded.

I was just staring at her, 'common say something sweets', i swallowed and licked my lips because suddenly my lips and throat were dry, 'but Kunle s ur boyfriend, how can i have sex with your man and how are you going to confuse or should I say convince Kunle o this crazy idea of yours if i say yes?' i asked?

fiyen le fun emi, I'll deal with Kunle  just agree to it first', she pressed on, don't you love him, i mean he's your boyfriend? Isn't he? for God sake! i said, 'bf my foot!

I don't love him, I'm just keeping him for the good love making, besides the dude has two other girls i know of so what's the big deal and you sef know say i wan break up with am sef, so let him help my friend out before i dispose of him.

You know I'll do anything for you now', she said, i thought about it, though what she's proposing is crazy but darn, i have to cum soon, i need to experience an orgasm, i cant continue like this, 'oh ok', i whispered!

She hugged me tight and said "You wont regret this i promise sweets". "I hope so", I replied [to be continued]

Love, Lust and Money:

By: Olatorera - @sexitee03

Edited by: @tonyobj

In Part 1 of Love, Lust and money! (My friend, Her boyfriend and I):

We've learnt?

Joke has told of us of her rather somewhat situation of not being able to reach the height of sensual satisfaction.

In 5 years of her having sexual intercourse; she's had 8 partners. None of them have been able to help.

Tola her best friend, wants her to think out of the box; be more adventurous...dump her bf Niyi and get someone else to give her the thrill of womanhood.

So what's your take on Joke's problem? What do you think her actions would be?

Send your comments and Suggestion.

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Watch out for Part 2 of Love, Lust and money! (My friend, Her boyfriend and I.)

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