Tuesday, December 31, 2013

40 Mistakes Men Make During Sex - 8

36. Barking instructions


Don’t shout encouragement like a guiness football coach It’s not a big turn-on.

37. Talking Dirty

    

It makes you sound like a lonely magazing editor calling a 1-900 line. If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know.

38. Not caring if she cums or not

    

You have to finish the job you started. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she more often than not would do the same for you.


39. Squashing her

   

Men generally weigh more than women, except for some idiosyncratic 40 - 50kg men who prefer 100 -120kg women. So, if you lie on her a bit too heavily, you will deprive her from breathing and she begins to turn blue (quite visible in fair skinned women).

40. Thanking Her


Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

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Monday, December 30, 2013

40 Mistakes Men Make During Sex - 7

31. Not being imaginative enough


Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, veggies, ice, ice cream, feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no, unless you are both into BDSM.

32. Slapping your stomach against hers


There’s no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

33. Arranging her in stupid poses


If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, that’s fine, but unless she is a gymnast or a contortionist, don’t get too ambitious or else..you go wound oooo!!! Ask yourself if you want a sex partner with snapped hamstrings or worse still, youself.

34. Looking for her prostate


Read this carefully: anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don’t.

35. Giving love bites



It is highly erotic to exert some gently suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and pismire just for the sole purpose of hiding bite marks around the neck.


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40 Mistakes Men Make During Sex - 6

26. Moving around during fellatio


Don’t thrust…. Very difficult…. I know. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there or stand there, as the case may be and DON’T GRAB HER HEAD OR PULL HER HAIR!!

27. Taking etiquette advice from porn movies


In porn movies, women seem to love it when men cum all over their hair and face. In real life, it’s a lot of slime and more laundry to do.

28. Making her ride on top forever


Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the work is not…..except you are paying her premium cash… then it’s fine. Caress her gently, so much like the captain of a schooner. Take over and let her have her rest.

29. Attempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident


This is how men earn a reputation for not being attentive and inability to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.

30. Taking pictures



When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” Somehow, in her head, she’ll hear the words …. “He wants my nude pix”. Kindly let her have custody of them.

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These are a few mistakes I received from my survey. Feel free to give your feedback - comments and suggestions.
If you like this blog feel free to share the link with friends and loved ones.

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