26. Moving around during fellatio
Don’t thrust…. Very difficult…. I know. She’ll do all the
moving during fellatio. You just lie there or stand there, as the case may be
and DON’T GRAB HER HEAD OR PULL HER HAIR!!
27. Taking etiquette advice from porn movies
In porn movies, women seem to love it when men cum all over their hair and face. In real life, it’s a lot of slime and more laundry to do.
28. Making her ride on top forever
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while
she does all the work is not…..except you are paying her premium cash… then it’s
fine. Caress her gently, so much like the captain of a schooner. Take over and
let her have her rest.
29. Attempting anal sex and pretending it was an accident
This is how men earn a reputation for not being attentive
and inability to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first.
And don’t think that being drunk is an excuse.
30. Taking pictures
When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” Somehow, in
her head, she’ll hear the words …. “He wants my nude pix”. Kindly let her have
custody of them.
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