Almost 40 and still have some......

 

I'm nearly 40 years old and I realized I still have so many unanswered questions!

• I never found out who let the dogs out... 
• the way to get to Sesame Street... 
• why Dora doesn't just use Google Maps... 
• why we don't ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"... 
• why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed...
• why "abbreviated" is such a long word... 
• whylemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons... 
• why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections...
• why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your thoughts" where's that extra penny going to... 
• why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... 
• why did you just try to sing those two previous songs... 
• and just what is Victoria's secret? ...and 
• do you really think I am this witty ?? ...

I actually stole this from a friend, who stole it
from her brother's girlfriend's, Uncle's cousin's,
baby momma's Doctor...
Now it is your turn to steal it from me...