Marriage

Million Dollar Truth: 

If Saturday and Sunday doesn't excite you, then change your Friends.
If Monday doesn't motivate you, then change your profession.
If Monday is too exciting, and you are dying to get to work, then you should change

your spouse!!

Do you remember the tingling feeling when you took the decision to get married?
That was common sense leaving your body.

Generally a man does not go to the place again where he has been cheated once…
But many people still go to their in-laws place..?

Pappu: Dad, l got selected for a role in a play for annual day!
Dad: What role are you playing?
Pappu: A husband!
Dad: Stupid, ask for a role with dialogues!

Man outside phone booth: “Excuse me you are holding phone since 29 minutes and you haven’t spoken a word”.
Man inside: “I am talking to my wife”

A very intelligent girl was asked the meaning of marriage..
She said- “sacrificing the admiration of hundred guys, to face the criticism of one man".

Position of a husband is just like a Split AC, No matter how loud he is outdoor, He is designed to remain silent indoor!

N.B: The opinions here are of the person who posted the message that I re-posted and aren't necessarily the opinions of the person who's post you just read....