13 Reasons Men Give For Not Using Condoms

                                           

For some reason, there is something about guys and risk taking. Men act like they don’t care about their lives, and sadly a lot of our women are gullible and in the end we start to point fingers at one another. When you were doing it, it was ‘sweeting’ you. After every every, plenty story come enter the matter. I don’t know, I guess they just really like getting girls pregnant, contacting and spreading STDs. That’s really the only reason I can think of as to why a guy, or any person for that matter, wouldn’t want to wear a condom during sex.

Condoms are completely necessary, especially if you’re having casual sex. They are also very affordable. Just a few hundreds of naira, compared to the thousands or tens of thousands you would spend as well as the huge embarrassment of letting someone else know that you have contacted an STD or you are not sure of the who the father of the baby is. We’re all reminded of this all the time, yet guys out there are still constantly making excuses as to why they can’t wear a condom. And no matter which of these excuses you hear, I can almost guarantee that it’s a lie and something you shouldn’t listen to.

So, to warn you, here are 13 excuses guys will give for not wearing a condom.  and you should too.

1. I Can’t Feel Anything With A Condom On

Yes he can. There is even a study that says he’s lying. You can absolutely still feel sex with a condom on – and it feels good. Plus, won’t it feel better if you know you don’t have to worry about stuff? This is probably the most common excuse and also… a lie. Don’t fall for it.

2. I’ll Pull Out, I Swear

Hold on a second. First of all, pulling out/withdrawal is not in any way, shape or form a method of birth control. Second of all, have we ever heard of this thing called pre-ejaculate fluid? It’s when a tiny amount of semen comes out before the, uh, big finish and it can get you pregnant. Third, pulling out does nothing to protect you against diseases. Lastly, I bet that the majority of the time, he will “forget” to pull out.

3. But I Never Use Condoms And It’s Always Been Okay

    

See the expression on this girl’s face? That should be what you look like when a guy says this to you. How do you think “I’ve never used one” is going to convince a girl not to use one? Oh, you’ve NEVER used one? So you’ve had unprotected sex with other girls? Okay cool, I’m down with that. SAID NO ONE EVER.

4. I’m Clean, I’ve Been Tested

Do you know for a fact he’s been tested? Did he show you results? Did he tell you about his trip to the doctor? When exactly was he tested? Was he with anyone after that? This statement alone is way too vague to be taken seriously. It’s easy to lie about this in the heat of a moment… you need to be absolutely sure before you take his word for it. Even then – you can still get pregnant! Abeg, take. I get.

5. You’re On The Pill, It’s Fine

Uh, no, it’s not. Birth control pills will only protect you against getting pregnant. If this dude has an STD or something, you’ll still get it. So, not fine.

6. I Don’t Have One Right Now

Okay? There’s this thing called the drugstore, where you can go and buy condoms almost any time you want! Have you ever heard of it?

7. They ALWAYS Break Anyway

Nice try, but no they don’t. If you use them right, a condom won’t break. I mean, yeah, sometimes it happens, but that’s a ridiculous way of looking at anything.

8. I’m Allergic

Suuuure you are. Yes, it’s completely possible to be allergic to latex condoms, but it’s also possible that he’s lying because only about 1 percent of the population is. And if he really is allergic? You can be like, “Oh, to latex? Cool, there are other kinds of condoms you can still use, like polyurethane ones.” BAM.

9. You Don’t Trust Me?

Ooooh, this is a sneaky and manipulative one. This guy is trying to guilt you into having sex with him without a condom. Moral of the story? Don’t have sex with him at all.

10. Condoms Don’t Fit Me

Oh honey, no. I promise you that your guy isn’t so big that any kind of condom can’t fit him. There are these things called Magnums and they’re available basically everywhere, so… I’m sure his manhood can handle it.

11. I Haven’t Had Sex In SO Long, It’s Fine

It doesn’t matter if he’s gone three weeks or three years without having sex – he could still be carrying STDs or STIs. Oh and did I mention that having a dry spell doesn’t mean you can’t get a girl pregnant? Plus, this is SUCH a line.

12. You Are Safe. Aren’t You?

Safe as in….. “Period-wise or Disease-wise?” Guy strap up or run along and stop looking for who you will put in trouble.

13. Only The Head Will Go In

Ehem… hmmmm ….Ladies have you ever noticed that “the thing” is missing a shoulder or an elbow? Either curved or straight, it’s still  na pole that fits into wet, slippery orifices…. advisably of the opposite sex. Once the head goes in, the rest of the shaft follows. 1 thrust and many more will follow until he deposits all his genetic data into you.

The truth is no matter who you are, under any circumstance, once you have been f,

Guys, if you are not in a serious relationship with that girl, never go swimming without your scuba gear.  Never leave home without it.