Saturday, March 15, 2014

Nigerian Women Cry Out as Swedish Sex Dolls Invade Market

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The Nigeria market has recently 
been invaded with a Swedish-
made sex doll with a succulent 
skin texture equated to 99.8% 
of human’s body, the silicone-
made sex doll is said to serve 
as alternative to sexual 
intercourse with women as it 
possesses all sexual attributes 
of women




The newly invented sex 
product according it’s 
investors possesses 
the under listed 
qualities and 
advantages.This would 
be the best 
$6000 you’d ever 
spend. It will last 
two years if used constantly and 
consistently every day. 
Completely adjustable to any 
position you want.
There are 100 sensors spread 
around the body. 
There are 30 sensors on the 
private parts. 
Each sensor makes her move in a 
specific way, 
up to 20 positions.
On penetration she emits a light gentle sound 
that echoes gently in your ears.
Comes with inbuilt sound in the throat and 
recognizes up to 16 commands that are 
extremely personal up to two meters away from 
her ears.


Above all that she gets wet with a slight touch over any of the sensors.
Most important, she has a voice password, which should be protected 
from disclosure.
Principal characteristics:
She does  not speak
She does  not get fat
She never  has periods
She does  not pass gas
She never  goes shopping
She does  not get pregnant
She does  not have a mother
She never  ever gets headaches
She does  not go to the hairdresser
She does  not watch soaps or Oprah
She does  not care what we watch on TV
She does  not frequent internet chat rooms

She will not give you STDs
She will  never get elderly human physical attributes
She will  not get jealous if you bring home another woman
She will  not nag if you go out and she won’t care
when you  return.


Speaking on the matter, some women had this to say:
“I wonder what Technology is turning the world into. Even when my husband 
saw it on the internet, he developed interest in the thing. My fear now is that if 
by chances he gets it, that might be the end of our marriage.” She said sadly.

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