TYPES OF SLAPS AND THEIR MEANINGS

1. TAKE AWAY SLAP  When someone gives you a dirty slap, and all you can do is hold your face and walk away.. That is take away slap. 

2. RESOUNDING SLAP That is when after you are hit. You keep on hearing some funny sounds in your brain like wiiiiiiiiiii! And voices in your head will start singing christmas Carol. 

3. FORMATTING SLAP That is the slap that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing..You find yourself asking questions like "what did I do?" 

4. EXPLANATION SLAP When someone gives you that kind of slap..you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person ..e.g..BROS SHEY U BEEN Dey WATCH? I BE NO DO ANYTHING O. 

5. FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP When you receive this kind of slap all you will do is just stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. 

6. RHETORICAL SLAP The moment you download the slap..you start asking questions that don't need a reply..like Vivian, you slapped me? 

7. SWEET SLAP This is the type of slap that when a girl downloads it sweetly on your cheek whether its painful or not, you start blushing. 

8. MATHEMATICAL SLAP This simply has to do with the physical reconstruction of your face. When given to you the length of your face will be raised to power two, your eye socket will calculate its circumference. 

9. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM SLAP When you receive this slap (it proves effective when it's given to you all of a sudden) you are able to speak spanish, greek, arabic, hindu, all together. 

10. COLOUR RIOT AND BIRDING SLAP You will start seeing different colors and you head will turn to a nest whilst birds will fly around you. 

11. BLANKING SLAP  After receiving this one, everything blanks out in your head for a while, then your sight gradually comes back, but blurred for a while. Na Army man dey quick deliver this kind! I guess they are pulled aside and trained for such! 

12. CONTINUOUS PRESENT TENSE SLAP: This is usually experienced during and after being repetitively slapped (about 8 to 10 times) on both sides of the face in very quick succession. Always somehow commands a lasting impression of absolute fear of the slapper and leaves the slapped feeling like he/she drank a cocktail of blood, sand and bile. 

WHICH OF THEM HAVE YOU EXPERIENCED OR WITNESSED?